Dont Wake Me UP
  • one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute
  • one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
  • one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves

At least once, you've done this.

  • Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
  • Me: AM I PREGNANT?
  • Me: Wait...
  • Me: Still a virgin.
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  • Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
  • Me: Seems legit.
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